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    My one regret in life is that I am not someone else
    ― Woody Allen

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    Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
    ― Wesley Lowe

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    Life is too short to learn German
    ― Oscar Wilde

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    When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye
    ― Cathy Guisewite

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    Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
    ― Neil Gaiman

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    Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
    ― John Wayne

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    Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life
    ― Terry Pratchett

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    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
    ― Elbert Hubbard

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    All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
    ― Jane Wagner

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    Reality continues to ruin my life
    ― Bill Watterson

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    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
    ― Reba McEntire

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    Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
    ― Katharine Hepburn

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    Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
    ― Albert Einstein

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    The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
    ― Henry Miller

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    Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.
    ― William Goldman

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    The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
    ― Groucho Marx

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    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on
    ― Robert Frost

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    Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
    ― John Lennon

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    The longest five years in a woman’s life is between twenty-nine and thirty
    ― English Saying

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    Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor
    ― Sholom Aleichem

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    Life is half spent before we know what it is
    ― George Herbert

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    Life is too short for a long story
    ― Mary Wortley Montagu

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    To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
    ― Oscar Wilde

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    Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained
    ― Stendhal

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    Life is too short to work so hard
    ― Vivien Leigh

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    When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has handed them vodka and have a party
    ― Ron White